The Comparison Approach to Positive Attitude
Having a bad day
Do you Yahoo!?> There was a case in one hospital's Intensive Care ward where > patients > always died in the same bed, on Sunday morning, at about 11 > a.m., > regardless of their medical condition. This puzzled the doctors and > some > even thought that it had something to do with the supernatural. No > one > could solve the mystery... as to why the deaths occurred around 11 a.m.
> on
> Sundays. So a World-Wide team of experts was assembled to investigate > the > cause of the incidents. The next Sunday morning, a few minutes before > 11 > a.m., all doctors and nurses nervously wait outside the ward to see > for > themselves what the terrible phenomenon was all about. Some were > holding > wooden crosses, prayer books and other holy objects to ward off the > evil > spirits. Just when the clock struck 11... Pookie Johnson, The > part-time > Sunday sweeper, entered the ward and unplugged the life support > system so > that he could use the vacuum cleaner.
> Having a Bad Day?
> The average cost of rehabilitating a seal after the
> Exxon Valdez oil spill
> in Alaska was $80,000. At a special ceremony, two of
> the most expensively
> saved animals were being released back into the wild
> amid cheers and
> applause from onlookers. A minute later, in full view, a
> killer whale ate
> them both.
> Still think you are
> having a bad day?
> A woman came home to find her husband in the kitchen
> shaking frantically,
> almost in a dancing frenzy, with some kind of wire
> running from his waist
> towards the electric kettle. Intending to jolt him
> away from the deadly
> current, she whacked him with a handy plank of wood,
> breaking his arm in
> two places. Up to that moment, he had been happily
> listening to his
> Walkman.
> STILL think you're
> having a bad day?
> Two animal rights protesters were protesting at the
> cruelty of sending
> pigs to a slaughterhouse in Bonn, Germany. Suddenly, all
> two thousand pigs
> broke loose and escaped through a broken fence,
> stampeding madly. The two
> hopeless protesters were trampled to death.
> WHAT?! STILL having a bad day?
> Iraqi terrorist
> Khay Rahnajet didn't pay enough postage on a letter bomb.
> It came back with
> "return to sender" stamped on it. Forgetting it was the
> bomb, he opened it
> and was blown to bits. There now, feeling better?
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